February 1999 Moore News

TWENTY YEARS OF MOORE RACING AND STILL LOVING IT!!

Some of you may already know me, but for those of you who don't, my name is Joel and I'm addicted to Moore 24's. I've been volunteered to be your Class President this year. This will be my second term as President, my first term being in 1994. I've been sailing on Moores for 20 years . My first ride was on hull #17 Outrage on a snowy November afternoon off of Sunnyside Resort at Lake Tahoe in 1979. I can remember thinking, "Wow this is fun. I'll have to try to do this again." Little did I know on that day how sailing on Moore 24s would turn out to be the focus of my recreational life. The next year I got a chance to do foredeck on #50 Morphined. I guess I didn't blow it that first day because they asked me back again and I continued racing on Morphined for the next 3 years.

In 1983 I moved back down to the Santa Cruz area and bought #55 Mercedes. I spent a lot of time in the back of the fleet those first few years, but I was having a great time anyway. We did a lot of road trips back then--Whiskeytown, Folsom Lake, Lake Tahoe, Huntington Lake--plus numerous San Francisco Bay Regattas. There for a few years we did the Berkeley/Metro series as a day trip from Santa Cruz.

In 1987 I was Santa Cruz fleet captain. That's the year the Nationals were to be held in Texas, so I thought it would be nice to have a Regatta in Santa Cruz to fill the gap. We called it the Pacific Coast Championships and we've been having them ever since. 1994 was the first year that I was Class President. At the annual meeting that year, Chris Watts suggested that we start a yearly cumulative point series. Thus, the Roadmaster Series was born. The Roadmaster Series has been the best thing that ever happened to this fleet. It really cut down on fleet fragmentation, and now instead of us having a few Moores at a lot of events, we have been having 15 or 20 or more Moores show up for the few scheduled events, which makes for more fun for everyone. Anyway what I'm saying is that I've been around the fleet for a long time and seen lots of changes. I've seen Nationals with as many as 41 boats ('83) and as few as 6 boats ('89). There have been good years and bad years, and believe me the past few years have been some of the best the fleet's ever had. Our fleet has got some really great sailors in it, and sometimes I think that there is just no way that I'll ever break the top five. However, through the years I've learned that racing against some of the best sailors on the Bay, while frustrating at times, has made a better sailor out of me.

We have a great schedule planned for the year, and already we have secured dates for the Nationals at Huntington Lake and the PCC'S in Santa Cruz. There were grumblings in the fleet last year because we missed the Spring Keel Regatta and the Great Pumpkin Regatta so we'll be back there this year, and we're going to throw in something new over Labor Day weekend that we haven't ever been to before that might be fun--the NOOD Regatta--plus the normal tried and true, Three Bridge Fiasco, Delta Ditch Run, and Doublehanded Farallones.

I hope to see you all out there on the starting line this year, and don't forget to grease those wheel bearings because you can't be a roadmaster if you can't get down the road :-). If you should have any questions/suggestions or just want to talk "Moore 24" give me a call (831-768-0669) or e-mail me at M24CEDES@aol.com.

    Joel Verutti #55 Mercedes

THE ROADMASTER SERIES: HOW WE CAME TO WIN IT, OR THE MOORE SAILOR'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE

At the beginning of last year our goals on Kamikaze were quite simple - win the nationals and everything else. So our goals were a little lofty, but unless you really think that you can accomplish this, it will never happen. Our fleet is too competitive and chockfull of too many excellent sailors to even consider the idea of winning every event that you enter. Hence, the Roadmaster Series!

Forty-four different Moores competed in at least one of the seven events that made up the 1998 series. This figure is down from the '97 series won by the boys on "Low Profile" when forty-seven boats participated.

Our crew members are who really won the championship for us this year. Besides George Wheeler and myself as boat owners, we were joined by Nathaniel Fennell (who just recently moved to San Diego to work for Bruce Nelson at Nelson/Marek Yacht Design, working on America One's new boats) and Paul Allen of Monterey fame (no, not of Microsoft fame). If not for every one of these people, we would not have won the title.

We were able to win because we did every one of the events on the schedule. But just look at the crew list-
Three Bridge Fiasco, Mike and Nathaniel, 16th place (over early)
Big Daddy, full crew, 6th place
Double handed Farallones, Nathaniel and Paul, 2nd place
PCC's, full crew, 7th place
Delta Ditch Run, George and Mike, 4th place
High Sierra, Nathaniel and friends, 3rd place
Nationals, full crew, 9th place

Add 5 points for doing all seven events and we ended up winning by 13 points over "Wet Spot" and by 18 points over "Nobody's Girl". Syd was leading in the point standings over the first four races, but we made a strong finish to claim the victory.

We really need to thank Nathaniel for his love of competition because he raced in more events than any of the rest of us. When George and I both had other obligations, he would put together a crew and go out to try and win. He and Paul only came in second to Hodges in the Farallones race and we all know Dave's record there. The same thing happened when he decided to put together a crew for the High Sierra when George was sailing the Pacific Cup and I was out of town. It was really a family affair with his brother Forrest, his uncle Justus, and his other brother Rowan's girlfriend, Francie acting as his crew. They got fourth.

Karma. Good or bad, all boats and crews have it. This next year you should have a goal of trying to establish just what that karma is on your boat. Next time you are in that funk called "Deep" and you know that you're faster than "DFL", maybe try thinking about your karma instead of pulling out another beer and saying "We'll get them next race."

Good luck to everyone next year, but just remember that a positive attitude makes up for a lack of boat speed. (It won't win you any regattas, but you will feel better about your life on Monday morning)

    Michael Fink, Kamikaze #52

SAIL TO HAWAII? ALONE? ON A MOORE? ARE YOU NUTS?

Last year, while we were all dreaming up arguably strange and certainly marginal new ways to one-up our comrades in the now fashionable realm known as the "extreme" sports arena, one intrepid member of our ranks trumped us all. Yes, while we were "busy" wearing just the perfect grooves into our La-Z-Boy's while tossing back tall necks and defiantly proclaiming, "I can do THAT", Greg Morris was, well, doing that.

Having just recently purchased Frog Wings, hull #49 with his partner Bruce McGill, Greg, in what could be described as a typically circuitous fashion, entered his new steed in the Singlehanded TransPac. After a respectable finish and several months of reflection, I asked Greg to relate his saga to the rest of us. With his ever-present flair for humility, Greg said that he was at a loss for words when it came to re-telling the story of the voyage itself, but would gladly discuss his efforts to prepare himself and his newly renamed Colorblind. What follows is his account:

1998 was pretty boring from a weather standpoint, which means that I don't have any cool stories or near-death experiences to relate. So, I'll talk about how I set the boat up, what worked and what didn't.

I'm brand new to the class, so I relied on advice from Pete Carrick, Mark Gibbs and Dave Hodges. My three biggest concerns were: How do I stow all of the required stuff? How do I keep the stuff dry? How do I make enough electricity?

Stowing the stuff

The biggest item on this list was water. You have to carry a lot of water, and showing the race committee your water-maker doesn't work. I bought the water bladders that Kangaroo Court used in '96 and mounted them in the same place that Pete did-under the bunk. Pete's system worked OK, but next time I'll carry the water in plastic bottles. With bottles, the water is more accessible, the prospect of a leak isn't so scary and you always know exactly how much you have left (it's amazing how stupid you can get when you don't sleep). The rest of the ocean-race gear (giant liferaft, tools, spares etc.) was stowed in the center of the boat for the first three days or so and then gradually migrated towards the starboard quarter. I had a huge gear bag, hung from the underside of the deck, that filled the area from the foot of the starboard bunk to the transom. It ended up holding just about everything by the end of the race.

Food consisted mostly of cliff bars and chili. This strange combination was chosen because I wanted to keep the weight down but also didn't want to have to heat anything. All the food was in a cooler that doubled as the companionway step. Next time, I'll take vitamins too.

Keeping it dry

Everybody I met that had ever sailed on a Moore told me how wet they were and how badly the main hatch leaked. The first thing I did after buying my Moore was to remove every piece of hardware and re-bed it. My model doesn't have a forward hatch so I concentrated on the companionway. A friend built me a clear polycarbonate dodger that bolts to aluminum angle stock mounted under the companionway hatch. It weighs about 7-10 pounds and is strong enough for me to repeatedly fall on without breaking. The "deck pimple" also gave me a dry place to mount the compass and my "tactical" GPS (which I used as a steering compass). The only drawback was that I had to crawl in and out of the cabin. I installed canvas-covered foam at the top and bottom of the hatch (shins and head protection) and got so that I could wiggle in and out of the cabin pretty fast. The deck pimple will definitely go to Hawaii in 2000.

Making electricity

I'd never gone to Hawaii on a boat without a motor before, so I spent a lot of time on my power budget. The autopilot was the main worry. I mounted an Autohelm 4000 below decks to an arm clamped to the rudder shaft (it's cool to have friends that own machine shops). This unit was complete overkill for a boat the size of a Moore, but it was the smallest model that had a control head separate from the drive unit. Besides the autopilot, the other power considerations were a second GPS (the one under the pimple ran on batteries), the SSB with it's active weather FAX antennae, a PC laptop running off an inverter and a single cabin light. The VHF never got turned on, and because I make a point of being on deck all night, I only used the running lights once to keep a Japanese freighter from running me over. The SSB and laptop were run sporadically (spastically by my second week at sea). I ended up with two Group 27 deep-cycle batteries, mounted just aft of the original battery box. Primary charging was provided by a 3A Siemens solar panel. I mounted the panel on a tube clamped to both sides of the stern pulpit, so the panel was located over the rudder post. I could pivot it through a 70-degree arc, to take advantage of as much sun as possible. I backed up the panel with a small Lightening gas-powered DC generator. The pre-mix was carried in 14 one-quart climbing bottles. Despite the lack of sun this year, the panel provided 90% of the power I needed. There really isn't room to securely mount a second panel, so in 2000 I'll go with the same panel and the same noisy, stinky generator. Next time, the batteries will be moved aft and their box will become the new companionway step.

    Greg Morris, Colorblind #49

SAIL TO SANTA BARBARA? WITH THESE GUYS? ON A MOORE? ARE YOU NUTS?

It was a last minute decision to enter the Coastal Cup but we got crew and gear together quickly and easily. I'd only heard stories about Pt. Conception and the Santa Barbara Race and each year the sailing stories would grow, so I was very eager to check this thing out for myself. As I have no offshore racing experience, we decided to go with four on Gruntled: Simon, Chris Lockwood, Bart Hackworth, and myself. I should have known what I was in for when I arrived at the skippers' meeting the night before and was waiting for the rest of my group to show. I started talking to some people about the race and they asked me what I was sailing on. I proudly replied, "A Moore 24." They got kind of quiet and someone finally said "I hope you have good foul weather gear and don't mind being wet" and I heard someone mumble "smallest boat in the fleet." This made me hesitate, but soon my buddies showed up and were all excited about surfing down the coast for a couple of days and I pushed the second thoughts out of my mind. I haven't had anything but fun sailing since the day Simon and I had purchased hull #68 almost a year previously. Plus the Delta Ditch Run two weeks before had been a good warm up exercise I thought.

We exited the bay and went out 15 to 25 miles off the coast and had a great ride down the coast going anywhere from 6-12 kts. We had a couple of Express 27's with us all through the first night. We tried to keep track of their masthead lights but in the morning we were all alone. The water was beautiful blue and life was good. It was early Sunday morning and we gybed in towards the coast at around Big Sur, and later gybed back out off Port San Luis. So far so good: great food, great sailing, good conversation, nice swell, steady breeze, and nobody and nothing was wet. We gybed a third time late in the afternoon back toward Pt. Conception and could see some sails behind us in the distance. We spent time contemplating who it was and whether they were gaining on us. But soon enough we had no time for contemplation as we approached Conception, the wind was building and we were consistently going about 12 kts. Then the legends of winds at Conception prevailed, we were all clipped in and screaming along driving over and through waves from behind. The boats behind us were no longer even a speck in the distance. Simon was at the helm and holding on to the tiller with two hands trying to keep the boat under the spinnaker. It was blowing 25-35 kts and our speedo was telling us 15-18 kts. I was a little concerned because my ever gregarious partner in Gruntled, Simon, was very quiet and serious with an intense look on his face that I had not seen sailing with him before. I was having great fun sitting there holding onto the pushpit and watching our rooster tail. I tried to think positive thoughts and to concentrate on how fast we were going and not on my stomach which was laced with fear about the squirrely conditions. But Moore 24's are great boats and we never buried the bow though the deck was flush with the water a couple of times. We were getting a bit wet, but it wasn't quite as bad as predicted at the skippers meeting. Hell, we had been completely dry for the entire time so far, not bad for "smallest boat in the fleet."

We zoomed past the western Santa Barbara channel marker and recorded our best burn of 12 miles in 40 minutes with no crashing and no broken equipment other than a broken nail! Simon almost chickened out at the top a pretty nasty wave but Bart screamed at him and he regained his proper sense of recklessness. It felt like we were descending a staircase as we charged into the deep trough and then over the wave in front. Simon said that he though the rig was going to come down. Bart and Chris agreed that this nasty little thought had gone through their heads, but there was nothing to do but sit in rigid panic and wait to see how things unfolded (so to speak). We found that these little boats are as tough as their reputation.

We enjoyed a couple more huge blasts like that and we were busy calculating our finish time "if we could... let's see, keep a 10 kt average!"... I was exhausted from the big adrenaline rush from the previous hours, so I headed down below for a quick snooze. I woke up several hours later and came up to find us creeping along with the #1 and it was about 5am Monday morning. We had to make a headsail change to the #3 at the last mile. Simon and Chris were on the rail dozing off with cold waves dousing them and water running of their slumped heads. We elatedly crossed the finish line around 6am. We had a quick drive home after popping the boat onto the waiting trailer.

In the end, the results came in with Gruntled 3rd in her division (two Hobie 33's beat us) and 5th overall. This race confirmed my opinion that Moores are great boats and the race gave me some of my own sea stories to tell! See you all at next years Coastal Cup.

    Becky Jonas.........

NEW MOORE 24 OWNERS

58 BLANCHE -
After Michael McClure, completely restored another wayward member from the "lost tribes of Montana", he decided it would be good to come back to the motherland and sail her in Santa Cruz. Michael is looking for some local talent to compliment his crew this season. Give him a call @ (650) 355-4083.
#77 MOORIGAMI -
Joy and John Siegel have been a part of the fleet for many years, but just recently purchased their very own Moore 6 months ago. They have already had a successful season on the Roadmaster Tour, finishing in the top ten for the Nationals. John will be the new San Francisco Fleet Captain, and will be spearheading more participation on the Bay. In addition, as mentioned elsewhere in this newsletter, John is putting some of his free time towards compiling a definitive history of the Moore 24, as well as a comprehensive fleet roster.
#88 IMMORALITY -
Susie Barber finished 4th out of the 8 Moore 24s for the Jack & Jill Race for her first series on her new boat. She will be racing double-handed in the Santa Cruz Midwinters with Jay Pochop and has already had several seasons crewing on Moore 24's as well as owning a Laser.
# 100 SPINDRIFT -
Just one Double-Handed Farallones Race with 25 other Moore 24's was enough to convince Eric Sultan to liberate hull #100 from Stockton and bring her home. Ironically, Eric's first race was the 60-plus mile sprint back to Stockton for the Delta Ditch Run! Eric's other boat SPECIAL EDITION, a coastal & local Champion, is now looking for a new home.
#125 -
Mike Clark has a long commute from Woodstock, Illinois, but he tries diligently to make the time to sail out of Santa Cruz on a monthly basis! Mike brought his boat out to Santa Cruz for a Factory "Bruzer" open cockpit upgrade this past summer at Moore's, and enjoyed the sailing here so much that he can't bear to leave.
#6 RUBY-
Andy Manzi and Steve McCarthy have joined forces to bring back to Santa Cruz one of the classics. At press time the duo were overseeing a considerable amount of work to hull and rigging in preparation for the coming season.

NEW BAY AREA OWNERS

#71 TOPPER-
Long time Bay Area Cal 20 and Express 27 sailor Bren Meyers acquired Topper after a collision convinced previous owner Rich Korman to begin again from scratch. Bren is gradually bringing the boat back online, and hopes to participate in some of the Roadmaster Series this year.
#128-
As mentioned above with the sale of Topper, Rich found himself boatless. Fortunately, Bill Padget of Colorado was more than willing to help remedy this problem, and now there is one more Moore on the starting line in the Bay Area
#139 ONE MOORE TIME-
And while we're on the subject of Moore's returning to the Bay Area, lets not forget yacht broker Don Margraff's latest acquisition. Purchased from Rodney DePass of Vancouver Island, Don was last seen ripping it up at the Three Bridge Fiasco on the newly renamed Pixie. Hopefully this is a preview of things to come.

BACK ON THE LINE

#38 QUICKSILVER-
Darin Dillehay finally found some time and energy from the young DAISY crew to come out for Fall One-design, sporting a new quiver of Santa Cruz Sails. Alas, by then the rest of the Moore fleet was too road weary to romp & sat out the Fall Series. Now, look for him and his crew to have the edge on the pack for Midwinter's!

GONE, BUT CERTAINLY NOT FORGOTTEN

If you're like me (and may God help you if you are), then you've no doubt noticed some changes around the Santa Cruz dry storage yard. It was a change I was unable to put my finger on exactly, but I was certain that something was amiss. As summer gave way to fall, the days shortened and the leaves made their ritual transmogrification from waxy green to burnt orange, and then to mush. As I pondered this cyclical reality it finally dawned on me that what was now absent from the Yard was the visible presence of the color orange. With a resolute pang of both sadness and jealousy, I remembered that the Great Pumpkin was no longer with us. Sadness, of course, because no longer will we have this vibrant vessel to chase around the home waters, and jealousy, as her sale and subsequent re-location to Stockton are symptomatic of a great adventure to come for the Maloney family. After an intense evening of soul-searching and life-prioritizing (and all this in lieu of Seinfeld, no less), Jim and Loretta arrived at these three tenets: Family good: Sailing good: Extended cruise with family- very good. I'm paraphrasing of course; both are far more eloquent than that, but this train of thought has set in motion the ultimate plan to purchase a cruising boat and see the world before the kids need to enroll in high school. As I understand it, the plan is for the kids to be home taught-or boat taught in this case, while they are traveling, and when last I spoke with them, Loretta was trying to secure some type of computer communication system so other school kids could follow the family on their adventures as well. So while I typically ascribe some form of early stage dementia with the untimely sale of any Moore 24, I have to admit that in this case the reasoning seems sound, unless they end up purchasing a boat large enough to justify having a 24 foot tender. I thought of closing this with the hopes that the trip will be fun, but with the Maloney family, that might be akin to hoping for sand at the beach. Our thoughts are with you. Take pictures.

SUSIE SPEAKS!

Many of you in the Santa Cruz chapter of the fleet have known me for years. I've been racing around here since 1992 and have spent a bit of time in the Moore 24 fleet. My first experience racing on a Moore was in 1992 on Eric Malmberg's boat (I can't remember what the name of it was that day). From that day on I was hooked. I decided then and there that one day I would have a Moore of my own. Within a couple of weeks I even had a name picked out for my future boat.

In September, after a new, much better paying job, Jay Pochop made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I now own hull #88, the former Tonapah Low, now Immoorality (my name picked out in '92). I will be racing her in the Santa Cruz midwinters and in the Santa Cruz regattas in 1999. She will need a new trailer before I can join all of you in the Road Masters series, and that may not happen for another season.

So, I look forward to seeing you all out on the course in the coming year. I know that I have a lot to learn and I expect this fleet to whip me into shape. Please don't hurt me too bad, and I can't wait to get out there and finally drive my first one design.

    Susie Barber

Association Directory Being Developed

A Moore 24 Owners Roster and Handbook is being produced. This guide will be made available to all association members. This publication will include the Constitution and Bylaws, Tuning Guides, and a detailed listing of all owners and Moore hulls. For each hull, we'd like to publish its whereabouts, as well as each owner's mailing address, home and work phone numbers, e-mail address, and tawdry photographs, if available. Please supply current information to John Siegel at jasiegel@ix.netcom.com or mail to: 115C Southampton Lane, Santa Cruz 95062.

    John Siegel

ROADMASTER MUSINGS:

What more can be said about Roadmastering that you don't already know? Not a lot, I'm sure, but just the other day I was in council with el Presidente, and he informed me that there is a real need to have everyone in the association pay their dues as soon as is reasonably possible. To provide incentive along these lines, he is mandating that any would-be Roadmaster who has not paid his or her dues by the Spring Keel Regatta shall not receive points towards the overall standings until such a time as this heinous infraction is rectified-and no, it wont be effective retroactively so if you don't pay your dues until the Nationals, then your points for the Spring Keel, Farallones, PCC's, and Ditch Run WILL NOT COUNT. Get it?

1999 ROADMASTER SCHEDULE:

  1. January 23: Three Bridge Fiasco
  2. March 6,7: Spring Keel
  3. March 27th: Doublehanded Farallones
  4. May 15,16: Moore PCCs in Santa Cruz
  5. June 12: Delta Ditch Run
  6. July 14-16: Nationals at Huntington Lake
  7. September 3-5: NOOD in San Francisco
  8. October 30-31: Great Pumpkin

MOORE HOT CHAT!

So even after all this you still need more information? Well fret not, Skippy, because we here at Moore News have all the contact numbers you'll ever need. And if we can't help you, we'll gladly make up some numbers that will send you spinning in circles long enough for you to forget who gave you the bogus lead in the first place. So, on with the show: [Numbers left off, because this is on the web - Ed.]

1999 MOORE 24 FLEET OFFICERS

President:
Joel Verutti #55 Mercedes
Vice Presidents:
Becky Jonas and Simon Winer #68 Gruntled
Treasurer:
Lisa Nitake #102 Minnow
Monterey Bay Fleet Captain:
Sydnie Moore #84 Nobody's Girl
San Francisco Bay Fleet Captain:
John Siegel #77 Moorigami
Electronic Communications Officer:
Fred Cox #27 Free Fall
Moore 24 Web Page:
http://people.netscape.com/flc/Moore.html

MELVIN PASNOSCZKI REMEMBERS THE NATIONALS

Mr. Gibbs, it's coming back to me now, not all at once, flooding my mind with any distinguishing features that would allow a clear recollection of that fateful Sunday afternoon in August , but rather in long deep shadows of memories forced from the vast tundra that is my consciousness--only a few shards of lighted images flickering up from the past to that moment when risk and skill were linked together with fate.... good luck with that paragraph pal...glad your the editor...ok ok, The season has turned to darkest winter and my time at the honor ranch is about up. They said they'd let me out before the Easter bunny picks out the coloring scheme for the eggs. That has to be soon. It's got to be a lot of work just coloring those babies, let alone doing the graphic designs. It was quite something to be in the hunt for the big prize at the apex of the 1998 Moore 24 National Championships.

Day three; two races left and we could be the big boys on the pond. Only need to cover a few boats, get a little lucky with a couple of more and not do anything really stupid. A moment of blackness, eerie sitar music fades in, and then--starboard rounding. The water is the usual two foot chop with a three knot flood pushing relentlessly in as it has for ions on its rhythmic cycle. We patrolled the back quadrant of the line, constantly evaluating the changing course conditions, looking for an edge. Our starts had been aggressive during the series, giving us some mental leverage on the fleet over the course of this grueling series. That put us tied for second with two races to go on the final day. Five minutes now till the first moment of truth.

Pre start maneuvers always resemble too many accountants on too much coffee sitting at too small a table with only one eraser at tax time...hey gimme that, no get your own, hey watch it, get outa my way, cant go in there, look out... eeyaahhh....

Things are a little tense on our boat, we got traffic every where and can't seem to find a reasonable crease in the line to exploit. I try to stick the foreguy up my nose to relive some of the tension, but no one is amused. At fifteen seconds, someone yells to get the guy outta my beak and in the ensuing melee all focus is shattered. Where once we propelled our vessel forward with the guided purposefulness of a patriot missile, we now bobbed, mentally rudderless, as our ever watchful enemy, the tide, swept us mercilessly and prematurely across the starting line.

We turn around to clear ourselves and re start. No words, silence as we gybe around and harden up for the first beat. We focus back to our quest, quietly, intuitively working the boat to a single digit finish that race and third in the last race. Highly respectable in general and quite victorious in specific with me and my private sense of joy at our beautiful teamwork and togetherness. Glory is in the heart I say.

    Melvin Pasnosczki

Editor's note: What you have read above represents the last communiqué of the now at-large Melvin Pasnosczki. Two days before we were set to go to print, I made my annual pilgrimage to the Arkham Institute for the Criminally Insane to retrieve an article that Melvin promised would be "lyric beyond description" and would "blow the roof off of those puritanical bastards' house of cards". He had been less than forthcoming in identifying the puritanical bastards he was referring to, but this quickly became irrelevant. When I arrived at his room, the scene I beheld was utter chaos. At best guess, over 167 individual fires had been set in various parts of his 8 by 12 cell, and it was only by pure luck that I arrived in time to extinguish his smoldering 1938 Smith-Corona typewriter with the remnants of my diet coke, and save the majority of the article you have just read. Melvin, however, was nowhere to be found.

Moore News is a publication of the Moore 24 National Association and the Santa Cruz Moore 24 fleet. It is published by whoever can be conned into the job. Unless otherwise noted, all references to persons alive or dead are purely accidental.
Editor- Mark Gibbs
Assistant to the Editor- Toni Washuta
Assistant Editor- Syd Moore
Electronic Editor- Fred Cox
Contributors to this issues include but are not limited to:
Becky Jonas
Michael Fink
Greg Morris
Susie Barber
John Seigel
Melvin Pasnosczki

DEFIANT SADDAM HUSSEIN ISSUES DIRE THREAT TO MOORE SAILORS WORLDWIDE

Is it the empty threat of a desperate saber-rattler, or the soon to be realized prophesy of the Muslim world's most feared leader?

Either way, officials at both Moore 24 headquarters and the State Department were responding with caution to the recent release of one of Baghdad's most provocative threats since it signed on with Iran's proclamation of a death warrant towards author Salman Rushdie, for the publication of his novel, The Satanic Verses.

Proclaiming as "Both vulgar and heretical" the practice of sailing a Moore 24 during the holy month of Ramadan, Hussein called upon all members of the Muslim faith to "...cleanse the world of this vile scourge, and once again re-claim the respect and piety which Allah so justly deserves".

Security officials were at a loss to explain why Saddam had chosen to single out the Moore 24 fleet as an outlet for his wrath, but many agreed that this was nothing to dismiss out of hand. One official, speaking on condition of anonymity summed up the situation this way; "Given Hussein's diminished capacity for mayhem at any level, this seems like just another round of smoke blowing on his part. On the other hand, we've gravely underestimated his intentions in the past, so I believe that at the very least, an ounce of prevention is warranted here".

When contacted, Moore 24 fleet president Joel Verutti vowed to "take every step necessary to ensure the security of all Moore sailors, both on and off the waters". Speaking from the West Wing of his Corralitos estate, Verutti further added that, "As of 6 am this morning I have officially re-activated the Moore 24 security team, loosely known in intelligence circles as the MC-5. This will present us with what may well be a substantial financial burden, but until such time as we can be certain of our fleet's safety, no cost should be considered too dear".

Verutti's actions were greeted in Washington with both praise and caution. Renowned in the past for both their effectiveness and their excessively destructive nature, many at the Capitol fear that the reformation of the MC-5 could create at least as much mayhem as it is charged to prevent. Reminiscing over the early seventies, one congressman said, "I seem to recall a particularly nasty tropical storm literally leveling the southern portion of one of our Central American neighbors. It wasn't until twenty years later that, through the Freedom of Information Act, we learned that this storm was in fact a covert operation gone terribly awry. Oh sure, no names were mentioned, but more than a few of us smelled the hand of the MC-5 down there. Thankfully, a generous aid package served to mend the necessary fences, or God knows where we'd be today".

Verutti conversely scoffs at what he deems "lily-livered politicians playing Russian roulette with my people." He further made an impassioned call for all Moore 24 fleet members to lend their support by sending in their 1999 membership dues as soon as possible, and added in closing, "We cannot wait while our elected officials debate the virtue of our security, we must be prepared to act, and act immediately."